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{"slip": { "id": 178, "advice": "It always seems impossible, until it's done."}}
{"slip": { "id": 172, "advice": "If it still itches after a week, go to the doctors."}}
{"slip": { "id": 42, "advice": "Always double check you actually attached the file to the email."}}
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