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{"slip": { "id": 89, "advice": "Don't be afraid to ask questions."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 199, "advice": "Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference."}}
{"slip": { "id": 24, "advice": "When the cistern is filling, the seat is probably still warm."}}
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