{"slip": { "id": 143, "advice": "When painting a room, preparation is key. The actual painting should account for about 40% of the work."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 191, "advice": "Learn to handle criticism."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 88, "advice": "Hold the door open for the next person."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}
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