{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}
{"fact":"A healthy cat has a temperature between 38 and 39 degrees Celcius.","length":66}
{"fact":"Cats eat grass to aid their digestion and to help them get rid of any fur in their stomachs.","length":92}
{"slip": { "id": 26, "advice": "Don't cross the streams."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 105, "advice": "When you look around and don't see anyone you respect, its time to leave."}}
{"slip": { "id": 72, "advice": "Don't eat anything your grandparents wouldn't recognise as food."}}
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