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{"type":"standard","title":"SMS S22 (1913)","displaytitle":"SMS S22 (1913)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q17127232","titles":{"canonical":"SMS_S22_(1913)","normalized":"SMS S22 (1913)","display":"SMS S22 (1913)"},"pageid":73637605,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/98/SMS_S_17.jpg/320px-SMS_S_17.jpg","width":320,"height":139},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/98/SMS_S_17.jpg","width":2135,"height":930},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1253119280","tid":"149c892d-9207-11ef-91d5-db6993153576","timestamp":"2024-10-24T12:54:18Z","description":"V1-class torpedo boat of the Imperial German Navy","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SMS_S22_(1913)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SMS_S22_(1913)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SMS_S22_(1913)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:SMS_S22_(1913)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/SMS_S22_(1913)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/SMS_S22_(1913)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/SMS_S22_(1913)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:SMS_S22_(1913)"}},"extract":"SMS S22 was a V1-class torpedo boat of the Imperial German Navy. The ship was built by Schichau-Werke at their Elbing shipyard, completing in 1913. S22 served with the German High Seas Fleet during the First World War and was sunk by a mine on 26 March 1916.","extract_html":"
SMS S22 was a V1-class torpedo boat of the Imperial German Navy. The ship was built by Schichau-Werke at their Elbing shipyard, completing in 1913. S22 served with the German High Seas Fleet during the First World War and was sunk by a mine on 26 March 1916.
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Winterscheid is a municipality in the district of Bitburg-Prüm, in Rhineland-Palatinate, western Germany.
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